Every song in Frozen is excruciatingly underwhelming
Fuck, he thought, then shit. Also he thought the word cunt. Because he could think whatever he wanted, and what he wanted to think about was swears.
He woke up ambiguously. “Hmm,” he seemed to say as he looked warily around him. Time for another day of swords or drugs or making business, whatever his job was.
He lit seventeen cigarettes, because who the fuck cared. “I’m a man,” he announced to the room. “I’m a goddamn man and sometimes I have to make the tough decisions that no one asked me to make and my jaw looks like a shovel and I have an important job, so fuck you,” just in case someone was listening.
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
McDonald’s tells their workers to tip the au pair one week’s pay.
McDonald’s? Come over here, please. I just need to ask you a question. I won’t get mad — I just really need to know.
Are you intentionally trolling right now or are you just so clueless you really think this is appropriate? I can’t tell if you’re stupid or you just don’t give a shit. This is a genuine question, McDonald’s. Please respond.
So http://captainhanni.tumblr.com/ posted two really interesting/cute characters and here’s a fan art of one of them hope you like!
gassspppp this is so delicate and beautiful that I feel like keyboard-smashing my emotions onto it would be ruining it.. ahhh how amazing!!! thank you!!!!